Tonight Jesse, his pink shoelaces, his “nugs” and his haircut swept DeAnna off her feet. After a six week courtship, which felt like a lifetime DeAnna broke Jason’s heart and fake smiled her way into Jesse’s life.
After weeks of watching creepy Jason kiss ass he was rejected while on his knee ready to propose. His constant “I might have killed your dog behind a dirt hill near your house” look never fooled me. Jason was always about to snap, although he seemed to hold it in throughout the entire episode and the one-hour recap show. That said, there is no doubt in my mind that within 3 months Jason will either kill himself at The Delenao in South Beach or will be spotted by TMZ making out with a transsexual at Sky Bar in LA. Either way Jason is fuct.
DeAnna and Jesse will snowboard into the sunset along with whiney Trista and lollipop head Ryan. I look forward to watching their tacky wedding on ABC next spring. Nugs, pink shoelaces, hiddy ice skating jewel tone dresses and all.
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