Tonight’s The Bachelorette was a two parter, which was about one hour and fifty-five minutes too long. The first hour was the usual- DeAnna begging for compliments. And of course, some of these penis bags giving them to her. The second hour was “The Bachelor’s Tell All.” Snooze my face off.
There was really only one highlight during my two-hour nap, but it was a big one! It was quite possibly the best thing that I have EVER seen on ABC. Ever. Figures that it wasn’t even on the actual show…It was a commercial for The Outsiders, which will air tomorrow night on Primetime ABC. To put it simply it is “a report on capuchin monkeys that are raised by human families as surrogate children, wearing clothes and pushed around in baby carriages.” Apparently they are called “monkids.” The “monkid” in this photo is named Zoey and Zoey is wearing her “new orange calico dress.” (Side note: It is not clear if Zoey is a member of LDHS, but it seems like calico dresses would be a hit in Colorado City). If you look closely you can see Zoey’s bat shit crazy “mom” in the mirror. I would call PETA, but Nashville Star is on.
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