June 5, 2008
Guess who stayed home this Saturday night?  Guess who discovered a new show?  If you guessed me you’re right.  Um…ever heard of Groomer Has It?  Exactly.  Me neither.  Now I am not really sure what they hell they do on the show, when the show first aired or when the season finale is, but…it is possibly the most absurd show I have ever seen.  Groomer Has It meet Stylalista, Stylalista meet Groomer Has It- you’ve just met your competition. Here is what I saw:  one of the dudes from Queer Eye asking groomers to give an unsuspecting Portuguese Water Dog a “lions cut.”  Now, I didn’t include photos of the “lions cut,” because I came across these!   Thankfully PETA has not been watching Animal Planet because Groomer Has It was just seasoned passed in my house.   I used to hate Animal Planet for bringing us Bindi Irwin, who totally creeps my friends out, but not anymore.   BTW, Lisa Yard is a GD genius.  I mean, if I had to have a small icky white dog, I would definitely want it to have a funny blue and purple face.  Too bad she couldn’t put it in tap shoes.  

Guess who stayed home this Saturday night?  Guess who discovered a new show?  If you guessed me you’re right. 

Um…ever heard of Groomer Has It?  Exactly.  Me neither.  Now I am not really sure what they hell they do on the show, when the show first aired or when the season finale is, but…it is possibly the most absurd show I have ever seen.  Groomer Has It meet Stylalista, Stylalista meet Groomer Has It- you’ve just met your competition.

Here is what I saw:  one of the dudes from Queer Eye asking groomers to give an unsuspecting Portuguese Water Dog a “lions cut.”  Now, I didn’t include photos of the “lions cut,” because I came across these!   Thankfully PETA has not been watching Animal Planet because Groomer Has It was just seasoned passed in my house.  

I used to hate Animal Planet for bringing us Bindi Irwin, who totally creeps my friends out, but not anymore.  

BTW, Lisa Yard is a GD genius.  I mean, if I had to have a small icky white dog, I would definitely want it to have a funny blue and purple face.  Too bad she couldn’t put it in tap shoes.  

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