WELL HELLO HELLO! There is a new show in town and when I say new I mean really old, but I just got all caught up. Thank you Tivo! ABC’s The Bachelorette! Yes, I know what you are thinking. OMG DeAnna, the latest bachelorette is so boring, so vanilla and so not that cute. Right. Right. Agreed. BUT…vanilla and 7 out of 10 DeAnna are not reasons why I am hooked. There are 25 dbags all vying for her average love! 25!
Let me just break down the season opener:
Start with 25 idiots, limos, suits, DeAnna’s ugly dress, booze, hiddy house in la, more booze, the always cheesy yet charming Chris Harrison, DeAnna is given a pearl necklace from an oyster farmer named Luke, Jesse the self-proclaimed “crazy and wild” snowboarder from Colorado has a lemon roundhouse kicked off his head by Sean and Paul jumps in the pool only to get out revealing Speedos with DeAnna’s name on the rear-end. Clever!
So…the best part is…only Luke, the gift giver, went home. Amazing right? You can roundhouse lemons all over the place and this chick will keep you.
Totally hooked. Totally.
3 years ago