Today I saw Kristy Jo, the gross married contestant from Rock of Love II while at the supermarket Kristy is best known for leaving the show because she had to “figure stuff out.” Minor inconvenient things…like her marriage.
I said ‘hi’ to her while in the produce section and she was less than pleased. Apparently I didn’t know her from the gym. I knew her as one of the many ho bags vying for Bret’s icky love…or pee pee…or money. Does he have money? If a check was awarded every time someone could write a song that sounds exactly like “Every Rose Has Its Thorn,” but isn’t “Every Rose Has Its Thorn” he would be a GD millionaire. Something to think about.
In unrelated news, why do men insist on watching the same movies over and over again? If I have to see “Scarface,” “Casino” or “The Departed” one more time, I might do something crazy like leave the room and pick up a book.
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