David VS. David. WOW. HOW EXCITING! It is almost like a boxing match. Wouldn’t it be great if the two Davids put on robes and wore boxing gloves and opened the show like that? Wait, did someone have that idea already?! Um…Okay, so if this is a boxing match tonight was like watching a small monchichi masturbate in the Nokia Theater while a talented, not to mention sensitive, kind bartender gave us his all. I will openly admit that I HATE the song Imagine, always have, and now I always will. ALWAYS. Thanks Archuleta. Thanks for nothing. And I mean NOTHING. I look forward to hearing all about you and Clay starring in some creepy musical in NY. I am currently voting for Cook as I type…I am also pegging my jeans, counting my Garbage Pail Kids cards and thinking about trading Potty Scotty, listening to Debbie Gibson and crank calling my neighbors.
3 years ago