Paradise Hotel seems to get better and better as these numbnuts get more desperate. However, I do fear that we hit the high point of the show last night with this unforgettable dialog between Krista and Mike just after they were screwed out of the running for ‘the ultimate prize!’
Krista: Like your best friend here didn’t hurt you? Like he didn’t just tear my something out of my hand for no reason.
Mike: Ryan didn’t tear anything out of my hand, what he did do…he tore something out of my chest.
OH. MY. GOD. It is almost exactly like two monkeys communicating.
3 years ago