The Bachelor Finale did not let me down. Of course Shayne Lamas, the daughter of Lorenzo Lamas who I thought was dead, won as predicted. Look how happy she is! Chelsea didn’t disappoint. She wore the ugliest white number and stumbled through her ‘evening date’ like a drunken prom queen reject with bad hair and all. Shayne on the other hand wore a yellow dress, which would have been cute if it did not make her look like she got knocked up during week one. I will miss this hot bachelor and these dumb girls. Thankfully I will get to see Matt and Shayne in US magazine for a week or two…until they break up.
3 years ago